I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
― THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)

(Source: blythebrooklyn)

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when she spread it wide and you hear that mac and cheese noise

the thang open up and sound like puttin 2 jelly samwiches together

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

c0caino:

when in doubt eat her out

It is possible that longing for something is better than actually having it. I’ve heard it said that satisfaction is the death of desire.
― Hank Moody (via psych-facts)
By avoiding sex during an active outbreak, chances of virus transmission are 4% a year (Terri Warren, RN, NP – WebMD, 2005). Yes, per year, not sexual session. Dividing this figure by 365 days (or nights), this makes the possibility of spreading the virus on any given day/night .0001%, or 1/10,000 (.04 / 365 = 0.000109589041).
http://earthwindandherpes.tumblr.com/post/41444118403/the-transmission-rate-post (via sequinagini)